1. A man to his wife at the time of his death: “I stole jewelry set of 10 lac from your cupboard, also stole your car of 50 lac.”
Wife: “That’s why today I gave u poison in the tea. TIT FOR TAT.”
2. Never make the same mistake twice. Because there are so many new mistakes around. Try different mistakes each day ;-)
3. It was happening in a hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every Sunday at 11 a.m. Doctors thought that it is something super natural. Worlwide expert team was formed to investigate the cause. Next Sunday, few minutes before 11 a.m, all doctors & nurses stand around that bed & start waiting to see what does it happen.
Then suddenly a Sardar, part time sunday sweeper, entered in the ICU, unplugged the life support system of that bed & plugged in his mobile charger.
4. A Pathan was celebrating birthday of his son after 6 months. Friend asked: “Mr. Khan! People always celebrate birthdays after one year. Then why are you celebrating after 6 months?” Pathan replied: “because we have semester system.”
5. MBA student to sweeper: “I have knowledge, degree, respect among people. What you have?”
Sweeper: “Hahahaha… I have employement.”
6. Son to his father: “Son is intelligent or father?” Father replied: “father is intelligent than son.” Son: “ok. Who invented telephone?” Father replied: “Graham Bell.”
Son: “Then why did his father not invented it?”
Wife: “That’s why today I gave u poison in the tea. TIT FOR TAT.”
2. Never make the same mistake twice. Because there are so many new mistakes around. Try different mistakes each day ;-)
3. It was happening in a hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every Sunday at 11 a.m. Doctors thought that it is something super natural. Worlwide expert team was formed to investigate the cause. Next Sunday, few minutes before 11 a.m, all doctors & nurses stand around that bed & start waiting to see what does it happen.
Then suddenly a Sardar, part time sunday sweeper, entered in the ICU, unplugged the life support system of that bed & plugged in his mobile charger.
4. A Pathan was celebrating birthday of his son after 6 months. Friend asked: “Mr. Khan! People always celebrate birthdays after one year. Then why are you celebrating after 6 months?” Pathan replied: “because we have semester system.”
5. MBA student to sweeper: “I have knowledge, degree, respect among people. What you have?”
Sweeper: “Hahahaha… I have employement.”
6. Son to his father: “Son is intelligent or father?” Father replied: “father is intelligent than son.” Son: “ok. Who invented telephone?” Father replied: “Graham Bell.”
Son: “Then why did his father not invented it?”
7. Question: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
8. A couple had a fight one night. Going to bed Husband says: “Good night mother of my 3 kids.” Wife Replied: “Good night father of none.”
9. Son: “Dad, what is an idiot?” Dad: “An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?”
Son: “No.”
Son: “No.”
10. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked:”Why did u take that buffalo to home?” Wife:”Are you blind? It is goat.”
Husband:”I am asking from goat.”
Husband:”I am asking from goat.”
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ReplyDeletebache bare siyanre hoge han ajkal ke :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha... really funny they r :D
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ReplyDeleteNice Jokes
Weldone Fahad
All Jokes Full of entertainment :-) :-)
sardar jee ne to guiness book of world record bana dala :D
ReplyDeleteyar me to soch raha hu k me b ab apna mobile ese he charge karu!!!!! ;) ;) :P :P
ReplyDeleteor me to apni salgirah semester system pe manaunga or private secretaries ko govt. secretaries banwauga ;)
ReplyDeleteo yar fahad! umair to sardar ban raha ha :D or zeeshan se to specially bach k rahio, ye to pathan ban raha ha :P:P:P :D:D:D
ReplyDeletehahaha :D really funny :D make my mood happy :D joke of sardar is really awsom :D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... Cooolll Collection Jani :-)
ReplyDeletegreat :-D u make me laugh very much fahad, although in funny jokes, sardars r so much popular in India as per popular pathans r in Pakisnat :-)
ReplyDeletedefinitely a very good collection u have to entertain us. thank u my friend :)
ReplyDeleteboht ache joks han fahad bhai :D sardar wale ne to hansa hansa k pagal krdia :D
ReplyDeletereally u make me happy :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahhah...... na sardar kabi sudrenge, or na he ye pakhtunkhwah wale:P LOLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ :D
ReplyDeleteyar fahad tum kyun SEO ho? tumhare father kyun nahi hain? :P :P ;) ;)
ReplyDeletevery funny :) awsom collection of jokes :)
ReplyDeletevery funny collection.......... :)
ReplyDelete@ Maaz: mujh se mil zara phir batata hun tujhe :-)
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